The michael bay credit * kiss *
Let’s see how fast the orange shuts that down
Simple solution to that is to shoot your entire wad the day before inauguration!
Day 1 is going to be a rude awakening
The orange will have a rude awakening if he thinks he can just cut all aid and still dictate to Ukraine what they can and can’t do.
By “rude” I assume you mean “odious, offensive, and generally unpleasant to experience for most people with reasonable sensibilities; to be avoided”
Mariupol liberaton speedrun starts, NOW!
My thought is, “assassinate Putin. If Americans can’t do it, then who else?. Send Jason Bourn, or Archer, or James Bond, but get it done”.
Jesus Christ it’s Agent Archer
Depends which Archer gets the assignment. Spy? Starship captain? Gilgamesh?
Probably better to stick with codenames and send in duchess.
Correct. If an American can’t do it, James Bond will. :)
To Russia With Love
Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.
This gives me Joe in Oblivion vibes
Unfortunately it’s only in Kursk… For now. If Biden grows half a testicle within the next 2 months, this could get interesting
Idk, at his age, I wonder what sized that half a testicle would be. Things tend to shrivel with age…
Ukraine blows up the troll farms in the middle of St Petersburg
USA: WTF, man?
Ukraine: We typed in the coordinates you gave us! OK, maybe not all of them, and we might have made some up, but we tried!
“I think you sent us the ones meant for Israel, they went way off target and hit something we were totally not aiming at”
No problem 👍
Get this man a field commission.
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Based.
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Please be mindful of Rule 5:
No politics
We don’t care if you’re Republican, Democrat, Socialist, Stalinist, Baathist, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door. This applies to comments as well.
I can’t believe you’re censoring Baathist voices. So much for the tolerant global military hegemon.
Hegemon? Which Pokemon does that evolve from?
um akshully it’s a digimon
Whatever, nerd! *writes angry post about how digimon fans are dumber than Yu-Gi-Oh fans and why being a Brony is the best*
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I was afraid that younger generations wouldn’t get the reference. But your argument is exactly why it hurt tapping “post” on my reply.
but why
It’s a post about a politician…