confused Nork noises

The only way that’s happening is a change in leadership.

Unfortunately, that’s going to come down to GOP members losing a wife, mother, or daughter, and even then, they hate women so much that might not be enough.

Saturday will be the day shit hits the fan.

The only person saying they won on Tuesday, will be Hërr GröpenFührer.

Caught one of her commercials during a football game, and goddamn it was nice hearing a message of how great our country truly is along with a message of hope and unity.

GröpenFührer is all: they are coming to kill you and rape your dog! Only I, the GröpenFührer can save you!

Also, Imane Khelif might want to look into suing the fuck out of the RNC. She’s got a case against them with the ad I saw.

Soooooo

The right-wing reporters realize he means them too, right?

Eventually, you slip up and lose favor with the GröpenFührer then, out the window you go.

They realize that. Right?

Well, yeah.

Gotta make profits somehow and avoid Seal Team 6 liquidating your ass on the way to the Hamptons.

Exactly. He will ask for 99.9% of what they make.

Deep in the depths of that kids mind

^^^What ^^^if ^^^we ^^^mine ^^^too ^^^deep?

They flooded the zone with bullshit polls, so they look better. Especially GröpenFührer.

VOTE!

Nice.

Let them use Tomahawks until then.

And the Canadians too. Wicked nice, have syrup, and are located in America’s Hat.

Federal law supercedes state law. While Texas can run the election, the feds have every right to have observers present at each and every count of the vote.

There is no wiggle room at all. They HAVE to be present. Fuck off, go cry in a corner, and if you get in the way, go to jail.

Not so fun fact about this study:

He ran tabletop workshops, basically like Risk, and every time the Authoritarians had control of the world, they nuked it wiping everyone out.

#VOTE!

These are his followers.

A guy did a study on them a while ago.

Lmao. Ted’s going to lose so they are trying to steal it for him

Well, he hates America and everyone in it not named Donald J Trump, so yeah, he would cheer for a bad jobs report.

I call him Reverse Wolverine.

Imagine Trump losing this election (and Iowa of all places! Fucking IOWA!) and this fuckstick losing all his government contracts!

#VOTE

Goddamn I wish we had early voting opened to everyone. Live Free or Die, my ass.

That is literally the face you make when you get some good news and immediately get kicked in the nads.