Don’t do anything you’re going to have to lie about. If you do, don’t lie about it. If you do, make it right as soon as possible.

This is something I learned from experience. I have plenty of problems in my life but a heavy conscience isn’t one of them.

No need to blow through stop lights when you can just blow them up.

Putler is [most likely] a sociopath. He’s has no morals but he’s not clinically insane. The only thing using nukes would guarantee for him is his own death, which he must certainly be aware of.

…if Russia even has any functioning nukes.

Least reliable and highest maintenance costs of any light artillery.

Bringing back Gnutella.

The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.

“…If there’s a problem writing your data, you’re fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?”

“If that’s what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it’s a great design.”

Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.

Hi dad!

This is already laughable without even considering the fact that the population of Venezuela is overwhelmingly Roman Catholic. Might as well claim to be able to move the earth off it’s axis.

The Mayor should just go ahead and resign. Take the city attorney with him while he’s at it.

What a bunch of asshats.

Not true. Some weeks are quieter. Those are the ones that you wake up on Sunday morning, look at the beautiful weather outside, pour yourself some coffee, and get excited about all the things you’re going to accomplish.

Then, you blink twice and poof it’s 8:00 PM on the following Saturday and you’re standing in the kitchen in your bathrobe with a cold cup of coffee wondering what the hell just happened.

Wait… So LOTR is just a long winded remake of Smokey and the Bandit and Pippin is the Bandit.

Edit: “I’m gonna get you, you summbitch.” --Sauron (Probably)

They couldn’t even keep track of the reactors from the nuclear powered lighthouses in Siberia.

if Russia nuked itself on its own territory.

The fact that it’s Russia substantially increases this possibility.

It’s kind of funny to me that a significant reason Russia is in its current predicament is because of rampant corruption. Putin runs the country like a Mafia state and then gets all surprised Pikachu Face when it becomes apparent that his underlings just stole all the money instead of using it to maintain their weapons stockpile, which is now aging and dilapidated.

“The Lord of the Rings: Shockwave”

“The Lord of the Rings: Mushroom Cloud”

“The Lord of the Rings: Nuclear Winter”

Get divorced and the corporation gets half your assets.

Voice raspy. So old and haggard looking that no amount of makeup or spray tan can cover it up.

I wouldn’t pay for an AI subscription but I have no problem using my own PC for work on the condition that they give me a VM to remote into. Mainly because I like using my three big monitors and the shitty laptops my previous employers provided are either underpowered or locked down to the point where multi-monitor support is really poor.

I do pay for tools that I use outside of work and if it’s something that helps me with my day job, I have no problem using it for that. That said, using AI to generate code is usually a waste of time. Unless it’s something really, really basic.