Quit thinking that! He’ll hear you!!!
shit themselves
Glad I frequently have a common answer
“I know you didn’t like when I tried to sell your baby to score some meth, but if you just give me some crack, I’m sure I can think up a solution that’ll make everyone happy.”
Wow, that’s a great fucking read!
Obviously the democrats are more corrupt because they’re getting away with all of their crimes /s
If they were using a polarizing filter on their lens, then the two targets would appear to have uniform brightness. What you’re seeing isn’t one target brighter than the other, it’s a glare from the sun reflecting off the paper. Look at the far right of the right target and you’ll see a similar brightness value.
Learn more about polarization in photography with some similar examples.
We interviewed 10,000 babies and learned jack shit
“If we were over there, we wouldn’t be here.”
Proceeds to reenact Grover’s near/far sketch
You can shoot a cat 1 to death with a handgun
I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving.
Funny, I locked in a bad interest rate when they were high. I’d refinance, but I can only find “worse interest rates that are higher.”
Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller
Honestly, that’s a significant improvement over the sex ed we get here in Texas.
Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
It’s never been about belief or faith. This goes back to the tobacco lobby when progressives were considered progressive because they followed the advice and research of experts. Conservatives couldn’t get away with doing whatever they wanted to do because progressives had facts and evidence to back up their platforms. While progressives were relying on input from third-party think tanks, conservatives invented their own think tanks by buying off professors from prestigious universities who needed more money and were willing to write bad-faith research.
Conservatives don’t believe in anything other than money, power, and self-indulgence—they just muddied the waters enough to make facts and research look questionable. Finally, when people point to facts and figures, conservatives can point to their own tainted research and pretend like they believe their own lies.
I’m fat and Jewish? I also sometimes wear boots