Lol, you don’t need food, or medical care, or housing…you need to get to work! Chop chop! Get that grindset baby!

Dude is mad he has friends and family that celebrate his existence with some goofy song for 30 seconds

Omg how awful

I also own a g shock with the 5610 module.

Welcome to the club buddy. The big dick g shock club.

An empty wallet

So sick! Literally

K

Oooooo pretty colors

Stop flirting with me

Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling

It’s Slayer grandma. Oh, this is the part where Kerry King fucking rips your face off

I hope he loses a lot fucking more than sleep. Tired of these god damned traitors.

Bro I’m not toxic fuck you

Fight me

Hopefully Fucker gets rabies

Christianity doesn’t need to switch to the devil to be one of the most evil organizations in the history of humanity. Jesus is perfectly capable of convincing droves of eager cultists to pillage and murder on his behalf.

Lua

I wish I had my own summonable demon thing. That would be fucking awesome.

You won’t have to worry about that pesky voting shit if Trump wins

Hey guys look, we can play this 4 year old game on our 4000 dollar laptop. Sick, right?

Science man smart!