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    Jailbroke iPhones for $20 a pop in highschool. Blew it all on fireworks.

    Flipped broken consoles before the market got too saturated to profit. Blew it all on video games.

    Currently breeding fish. Blowing it all on more fish.

    I’m bad at saving money.

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      Sounds like a good life to be honest. I’m probably just romanticizing the days I was a little too young to remember, but I wish I were one of those self-taught programmers, hackers, tinkerers. Everything’s opaque and user-friendly and/or optimized to the point of illegibility now.

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        You still can fix your fridge, stove, washing machine when it breaks down with a web search and some patience !

        But cars seems to be quite out of reach for anything except the most simple.

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        You’re never too old to start learning that stuff.

        For networking, there’s a ton of resources on selfhosting and homelabbing, and big communities here on lemmy and elsewhere. It can be as expensive a hobby as you want, you can stretch an old laptop pretty far, get really cheap stuff from the cloud, or build a data closet in your house/apartment.

        If you wanted to learn more about software, Rust has a ton of high quality official documentation available and would be really valuable knowledge for a career.

        For the raw hardware tinkering getting the $30 essentials set from ifixit will get you into 90% of consumer devices, and even as a professional I’m usually watching a 5 minute youtube video before dissassembling anything, and that’s really all you need.

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          Ahh man I love me some Cory’s.

          We used to have an Orinoco basin themed tank, Corydoras Delphax, Otto’s, Cardinal tetras, Farlowella acus (twig catfish) and a couple of huge Altum Angelfish.

          We had some luck with the Cory’s but just like you the Otto’s proved stubborn.

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            That sounds like a fun tank! I wish the fishkeeping communities were more active here.

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              I left reddit for all the obvious reasons but yeah… Lemmy is significantly lacking in the niche community engagement. Reddit was great for that and getting a REAL answer to something you were googling.

              Aquariums, miniature painting, hell even on LemmyNSFW 90% of the posts are all posted by the same three bots that somehow always end up on the “Everything - Top/Active” page.

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    Currently cooking for friends and family. I let them know what I’m cooking that week; they can opt into any of the meals. I just make extra of those, and they give me $10 per portion.

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    I flipped cars for a few years. Im a pretty good diy mechanic.

    The amount of people who cant be bothered scraping off stickers, and giving a car a good detail astounds me. Take the car home, wash it thoroughly, detail the engine bay and interior, and if you have the skills change the oil, air filter and coolant. Those were usually good for a few hundred per flip but the bar to entry is low, anyone can do that.

    Also buying cars with 4 steel wheels with bald tyres and finding a set of cheap alloy wheels with good tyres that someone was flogging off were also a good flip if you could find the wheels and tyres cheap and negotiate the car down. “Mate a set of tyres is $600” when you can find a legal set on nicer wheels for $200.

    The best ones were nice cars with 1 big problem, “needs a new clutch” or “blown head gasket” made a few grand off those usually because I could spend as long as I needed to to do the job on the cheap by myself.

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        In Australia the limit is 4 per year before you have to apply for a motor vehicle traders licence, but thats per person. The official paperwork on a few of mine may or may not have have had my flatmates details.

        Im curious as to how they figure out the difference between title flipping and just some guy selling a car.

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    Started a lawn service on the fly. Worked great!

    All I had was an old car and a lawn mower, didn’t even have a phone or pager (1994 or so). Whipped up some flyers and pasted them all over the trailer park communal mailboxes (several parks). Used mom’s phone number and checked in by pay phone.

    First day, lady called mom wanting to know if I could edge.

    “Tell her I can.”

    “You don’t have an edger!”

    “I will after I get paid on this next job.”

    Hauled ass to Home Depot, got an edger, rest is history.

    A major leg up was mom (grandma) being old and having old friends that wanted the work done. Once I displayed competency, the referrals rolled in.

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    In the 90s I would buy and sell baseball cards. It wasn’t big bucks but it was enough to put gas in my mom’s car and buy food every day.

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    My very first job when I was little was a professional grammar nazi for a publisher. Something that was akin to a favor with benefits. It lasted less than a year. I was able to buy my first game with it.

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    Selling plasma is kinda my only one.

    But if you’re healthy enough they pay a lot for it.

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    Some years back, we made a trip to make/selling some simple food at a weekend street-fair (travelling to a bigger town about 100 miles away). One item only but with several ingredients … non-cheap, fresh , high-quality. Two people, cleared (in today’s dollars) about $1000 in two afternoons. It was different from what other vendors were selling, simple, $2 a shot, great-tasting.

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    Did click fraud against a UK search engine and earned a few pennies per bot-generated click on a website I ran.

    Made a few hundred per month.

    It’s pretty much impossible these days cos Google dominates the market and click bots are a lot harder to run.

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    Scalping crypto (daytrade tactic), turned 300$ into 2000$ in 24h! Was on employment insurance at the time so it went into essential stuff.

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      Just keep in mind that financial markets are a zero-sum game. For every gain one person makes, other people lose that much.

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        Eh… Don’t know why that’s relevant here, but keep in mind that any financial gain is a zero sum game?

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          Well just that OP asked for a get rich quick idea, and you essentially said “I went to a casino and made a profit” even though the odds are usually that you will lose money at a casino

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            Having worked in a casino myself let me guarantee you, it’s far from the same thing.

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    Shoplifting. Lifting hubcaps. Forging checks.

    Did a lot as a kid.

    Once, no money for food. So posted to craigslist something about a broke dykes dinner. Bunch of fellow gay women showed up, each contributed one item. Memorable night. There was some whipping with green onions in the kitchen. One of the women told me (we were all out of jobs, struggling) that a straight guy would pay her $50 to throw tomatoes at him while he jerked himself off.

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      Loving the Craigslist anecdote!

      But there must have been a couple of rightfully confused girls dedicated into put thumbs into the Hoover dam a la apocryphal Netherlands story.

      No euphemisms were included in the making of the above paragraph…

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    Everyday on the way home from work I would stop at the thrift store and buy WiFi routers for anywhere from $5 to $7 and then immediately sell them 10 minutes later for $40

    That game is over now but it was a good way to put a thousand bucks+ in my pocket every month for almost no effort.

    Edit: and about one out of 10 of those sales, I could parlay it into a configuration & setup service for another 40-80 bucks which of course would take me 10 minutes plus drive time.