There’s also women who can not orgasm by in-and-out movements (like: the act of fucking) and it just hurts them after a while. Had to find that out the hard way.

I found it and edited it into the comment!

I found it and edited it into the comment!

Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to “similar videos” you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

This always reminds me of that one joke my iPhone‘s Siri once told me that left me in tears:

What do you get when you cross a dog with an octopus?

No you don’t

Actually not all rats are afraid of cats. I had a lot of pet rats and some cats. While the two cats are mostly afraid and respectful of the rats, about 1/4 of the rats had no problem co-existing with the cats. Like, they saw the cat as a rat and acted like it, not afraid or anything, while another rat peed herself because she was so scared of the cats.

… you can just add it to the backlog of embarrassments that your brain randomly select from during otherwise peaceful moments.

I replay it in my head until I have an outcome I like, then I’m making a Hakuna Matata and do exactly that.

I just pretendo it’s Nintendo and it’s all goodo

As long as they don’t ask me to break my Duolingo streak it’s all good. I‘m scared of that owl

Don’t make me feel older than I actually am

Banking apps and having the card on the phone, those two are the only things keeping me from using a private OS

All you need is a second person to share this hyperfixation who also happens to have a hyperfixation on this topic. Oh, you need to know this person in real life (the one with the good grapics and the shadow glitch at 23° north)

But those on the other hand work fine, probably for 4 more years if I assume correctly

A girl I know has a really dark humor. She says “doing one that runs in my family”

But dos it com with tec suport?

No fucking way! I can say sex on the internet? That’s the shit!

There’s a difference between getting shamed or stoned for their work.

And the first one is something being stoned would make better, while the second one would get you stoned.