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Caffeine is the same thing. A poison to termites ( HUUUGE BUZZZZZZZ! ) that gives us a rush when we microdose it.
Micro?
Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.
It’s more funny/sad if you consider how successful chicken are from this point of view.
Symbiosis doesn’t mean both parties are happy about it.
EVOLUTION DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HAPPY
Appreciate your gut bacteria. They love you too.
If you want there to be a lot of your species, the best thing to do is become delicious to humans.
Unless you’re a giant tortoise.
It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.
