bean_dip@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 days agoMint rulelemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1317arrow-down14cross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up1313arrow-down1external-linkMint rulelemmy.worldbean_dip@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 days agomessage-square8fedilinkcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squarePugJesus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 days agoMission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.
minus-squarebabybus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoIt’s more funny/sad if you consider how successful chicken are from this point of view.
minus-squaresulgoth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoSymbiosis doesn’t mean both parties are happy about it.
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoEVOLUTION DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HAPPY Appreciate your gut bacteria. They love you too.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoIf you want there to be a lot of your species, the best thing to do is become delicious to humans.
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 hours agoUnless you’re a giant tortoise. It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.
Mission failed successfully - the weird apes now help you reproduce in an ideal environment and protect you from predators.
It’s more funny/sad if you consider how successful chicken are from this point of view.
Symbiosis doesn’t mean both parties are happy about it.
EVOLUTION DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HAPPY
Appreciate your gut bacteria. They love you too.
If you want there to be a lot of your species, the best thing to do is become delicious to humans.
Unless you’re a giant tortoise.
It took 300 years to properly classify them. Specimens never survived the voyage back to Europe because they were too delicious.