When I grow up I’ma be a parking spot.
Just like your mom huh?
Know who else gets cars parked on em?
My mom!
OK, miss the Reddit hive mind as little as anyone else here, but I laughed.
“Your mom” has always, and will always be golden comedy material.
Some openings are just too easy not to take.
Just like…
Ahh screw it!
No shame there - the communities in reddit were great most of the time. It’s the admins that were/are shit.
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It’s honest work.
Why wait? We can cremate you now and make you into one.
we gotta hit those cremation quotas for the quarter or the boss is denying us overtime…you uhh, gonna eat your soylent green? if not, pass it here, I’m starving.
A human is definitely generating more value than the parking space, it’s just most of it is being stolen by greedy capitalists.
In Soviet Russia, parking space never earn more than human.
But mostly because the waiting list for a Lada was 10 years long.
The United States was dealt its final blow half a century ago at the hands of an Alzheimer’s patient by the name of Ronald Reagan.
This is the necrotic stage.
Toronto is in Canada.
It was the US education system that suffered
And what a lovely hat it is.
for now
If my HoI playthroughs are to be believed, the US will take over all of the Americas and Luxembourg will take over the entirety of Europe and Asia.
Then the final showdown begins.
Toronto isn’t even real
“What’s Toronto? You must be talking about The City,”
- Toronto man
Canada is a mythical place. Like you can have universal healthcare and bilingual education.
No, this is Patrick
exactly
fuck don’t say real things
“fuck don’t say real things”
As you wish.
There’s still hope!
oh god, it’s worse, go back
Naw it was all downhill after Jekyll Island 1913
They’re making us lose our reasons for living. Life’s too hard and not worth it at this stage. Feel bad for all the babies born everyday. The majority of them are going to have hard lives and grow up too hate every second of it most of the rest of the world.
Then we need to bring violence to boardrooms and executives homes.
Dark knight rises style
Turn that sadness into anger, turn the anger in a deep, boiling rage. You know where to direct it, dismantle the whole system little by little. You know who are the guilty ones, we all do
oh, you don’t think that the capitalist don’t want that? who do you think is going to take power in a revolution?
look back, it is always an authoritarian aristocracy.
if you want to make the world better for the working class, we need to enact reforms, not revolutions.
And then he shoots a school up.😐
But have you considered there is also less demand for you than a downtown Toronto parking space?? Ha! Check mate!
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I dispute that, you haven’t seen me striptease yet
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More that it’s a matter of negotiation leverage. Rich folk find it hard to outwait other rich folk regarding property prices. Poor folk, though? We have a matter of days before we collapse because of our silly ‘human needs’ and such, which makes it imperative that we be kept desperate, lest our pay even vaguely reflect the amount of surplus value extracted from us.
So what I am hearing is, not only is that parking space a harder worker than you, that pulled itself up by the
boot strapsconcrete slabs, it is also a more talented negotiator than you. Shame.Truly a Capstone of Industry!
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If you squat the parking space does that mean you can raise demand for yourself enough to receive higher compensation than the parking space alone?
This is the feudal stage of capitalism where the rich recaptured all the real estate and are making tons of profit just sitting on it.
Feudalism>Mercantilism>Capitalism>Feudalism
I don’t think I like this sequence.
Which is pretty interesting because the “God” of capitalism, Adam Smith, hated landlords.
I was looking at Toronto real estate just for the lulz the other day… 150k$ to buy a parking space… First thing I found surprising is that you can buy a parking space (wtf?) But even more surprising… They sell for more than I paid for my condo 10 minutes from downtown Ottawa 10 years ago 😐
If you could rent it out for the 27 an hour like they stated above you could start seeing a return in as little as 5 years. Sounds like a great investment.
It’s an amazing investment because it pays for itself AND its value will increase because managers are idiots and are bringing people back to the office.
Catch being you have to live in Ottawa.
Don’t open a business downtown unless you have a damn good reason for it. It’s a massive real estate monopoly.
Yeah, um, we are going to need y’all to return to the office for, um, “productivity” reasons.
Just looked at a studio apartment at my old complex. It’s $2,995 a month. About $100 a day, assuming a 30-day month. You need to pay hotel prices just to live in a studio apartment (with a lease) here.
Try having less thoughts and feelings maybe?
I try
Believe in the you that doesn’t believe in anything!
Careful, you might get Georgepilled
Hashtag rents be like
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Welp, just don’t drive then if you can’t afford to park the car.
Let me ask you all something: does an increase in demand for something raise the price for it, or decrease the price?
