I did see a doctor. I have Crohn’s. I can’t help it. Neither can an exorcist, though he did seem to give me more prostate checks than the doctor did for some reason.

In a field with buffalo? Where do they work, Yellowstone?

A doctor’s handiwork caused me to start destroying the toilet. A sign like this? I’ll stop flushing and leave y’all to deal with it. Instead just be polite and light a match if it’s bothering you.

Maybe they need a poop knife