Banannana planted! Went to add the babaco and found out its somehow gotten fckn wet feet and rotting out. Carved up for sticks, two hormoned and in sand, the rest to try the traditional ‘dry a few day’s before planting’.

Apart from that, shit day for a shit week

Pokepoo!

People buy shitty ones then don’t clean them.

I’m still using my saitek eclipse (no longer exists!) with my ol’ microsoft media keyboard still running on the kvm

Trying to watch s3 of only murders in the building, horrifically distracted by the fact selena gomez appears to be morphing into Adric

I’ve had a couple of arsehats try this on me.

Unfortunately i grew up in a much nastier neighborhood than they did and have a tendency towards violence i have no problems advertising

Fun fact: nixon didn’t aroo, billy west added that because ol’ tricky dick always reminded him of a werewolf.

The fact no one questioned it made it even funnier

attempts to purr-growl, gets all nixon jowly instead Ehh, still works with the aroo, i’ll own it

Trying to play financial seer since our fixed mortgage term is up in December and we’re trying to work out if we should lock in a two or five year rate in case it all goes to shit.

Musks antics are not helping

Always worth having a little jug juicer for citrus, but delicious oranges are delicious

Tanks filled happyclaps

Orange juice freezes spectacularly jsyk. I like to make ice cubes

Blip at 1:36, full outage 1:47-02:29, going by the void in my camera logs

Yah, was out for about an hour between 1:30 and 2:30 this morning. Just curious, last time it was an emergency arm replacement on the corner of chesty and south

Your trash, my treasure. Tanks need filling, ground needs loosening for new paving dig and now i don’t have to water plants

Anyone know why power in moorabbin shat out last night?

We have an entire cupboard dedicated to mason jars if that answers your question

hubs has gone tomato mad, Idk what it is, something about the very Mediterranean house has woken the ancient genes. The terrace and the yard are slowly being overtaken with bushy bushy plants. The one by the front door is already 2m tall. I forsee a lot of canning in our future.

You know my body, my choice?

Yeah. This is a crowing threat in the face of a second trump presidency

I’d believe it, ostriches are furries

For some reason sew’s ‘oopsie’ reminder pisses me off.

Especially when they didn’t send the original fcking bill.