>65% of population can’t digest milk
Omg LMAO its like in shows when there is a world called [thing]topia dominated by a race called [thing]lings that r always obsessively taking about [thing] like a kid that just learnt a magic trick X3
Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?
Not quite right. How about:
Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?
Closer, but what about:
Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?
Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don’t care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.
YEAH I was trying to point out in my comment how stupid the name “earth” is but didnt know how, Gaia and Selene(moon) FTW :3
Now look up the Greek mythology of how it got that name.
Now i wish i hadn’t
Going off of memory, a god (Zeus?) was suckling his mother’s teat but somehow slipped off and sprayed milk across the sky? Been a while
In Greek mythology, Zeus places his son born by a mortal woman, the infant Heracles, on Hera’s breast while she is asleep so the baby will drink her divine milk and become immortal. Hera wakes up while breastfeeding and then realizes she is nursing an unknown baby: she pushes the baby away, some of her milk spills, and it produces the band of light known as the Milky Way. – Wikipedia
I suspect the band of light looked whiter than the black sky and so was named that way first, and the the Hellenists invented a – I’m going to lose the proper word here – explanatory myth that tells the tale of how it got to be that way.
For most of the classical age, Poseidon was the big daddy, and Zeus came later, so I think this myth is late in the game.
Hera creating permanent star clusters in the sky for all to see every time she spills her breastmilk:
We here on planet Dirt are bad at naming things
“So aeh you guys ahem breastfeeding usually?”
Milk- kinda a big deal
“Come on, Glarguplex, let’s visit a different poop-swirl.”
New PETA publicity campaign in 3… 2…
milk: it does a planetary civilization good
I think i will call it something that translates to “Dream Ocean” because it’s pretty
