On Friday, New York Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch told media that authorities now believe the suspect accused of shooting and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is no longer in New York City, and promptly fled on a bus after the murder.
On Friday, New York Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch told media that authorities now believe the suspect accused of shooting and killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson is no longer in New York City, and promptly fled on a bus after the murder.
Man what a responsible individual. E-bike rentals, mass transit, killing parasitic CEO’s, this guy seems to be fairly eco-friendly.
He didn’t compost the body though. 😔
He did the best he could with the constraints he had.
I think we can forgive such a minor transgression.
He can’t do everything. We all must pitch in to help eat the elephant.
What would happen if we all went tinkle on his grave? Would that help composting?
Only one way to find out.
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