Counterpoint:
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
I’m pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
But what about the Honey Badger?
My understanding is that honey badgers care little for anything in particular.
Honey badger does whatever it wants!
Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
It doesn’t give a shit
Honey badge: wu-tang clan of the animal kingdom
Honey badger don’t play
He don’t care
Mushroom
Mushroom
Eeek! It’s a snake! A snake!
Badger
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Edit: 🍄🍄
🐍
Haha. From the preview, I thought it was a duck. 🐍indeed.
european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
wot wot
Badger on the left just saw his healthcare bill. Badger on the right ate some bad beans and is contemplating the nature of regret.
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
And Honey Badger just doesn’t give a fuck.
Where is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
That’s just so you’re oblivious to what’s about to happen.
Scared prey doesn’t taste as good.
Badgers? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ BADGERS!
You get to drink from the firehose!
Ooooh, red snapper! Very nice!
