LinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-27 months agoRule Laugh Lovei.ibb.coimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down10
arrow-up1238arrow-down1imageRule Laugh Lovei.ibb.coLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-27 months agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months ago5% discount if you accidentally touch the corpse
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoEh, you don’t wanna risk touching a corpse, don’t make a casket salad. The corpse is part of the experience. It’s why they’re posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wav@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoTrue, it’s like that old saying “you can’t make a salad without touching a few corpses”
5% discount if you accidentally touch the corpse
Eh, you don’t wanna risk touching a corpse, don’t make a casket salad.
The corpse is part of the experience. It’s why they’re posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!
True, it’s like that old saying “you can’t make a salad without touching a few corpses”