I feel stress when my family members call or text me at work, and it feels a lot more cathartic and validating to me to listen to something aggressive like hardcore music as opposed to calm corporate-friendly music. I can’t imagine this doing anything but escalate my stress levels, but I understand it might be different for others.

I applaud the effort!

Light Yagami would have been one of those suspects who’s perpetually and openly annoyed with Columbo’s prying

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!

J.K. Rowling to give her opinion on the novel “Lolita” anything

Joanne is incapable of summoning a good take about anything. No surprise I suppose since she also cannot write a good book.

Get doxxed

I understand! I didn’t intend to throw shade on you for that. My husband is the same way lol

“Treatment is simple. Download DuoLingo app. Go and see Tim, who spends all day competing with elderly users. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…”

Isn’t that the whole thing with shows like The Addams Family? You’re not supposed to think that deeply about them or attempt to apply logic. The illogic lends to the humor.

My inner monologue

That cat’s name? Mebert Myselfstein

Softer look than the old one, I love it!

Fun fact: The term “Stockholm Syndrome” was a term coined to silence a woman who criticized the bumbled police response that put her and other hostages in even more danger. She wasn’t enamored of her captors, but instead critical of the police.

I meant to say white supremacy, not white nationalism. But nationalism is a problem too.

This is a nation founded on the ideals of genocide, slavery, and white nationalism. No I do not like the US. I’d not trust anyone who does. The USA should be dissolved.

He probably felt like he walked into a Wile E. Coyote style trap

Failing the test perhaps, but is she winning at life?

(and also tired)

Self-care scale to help flame atronachs determine if they’re starting to experience burnout

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