>Visit a park for free
> Realize that you’re theoretically owing everyone in town roughly $0.01 for your “free” stay
Not really, that’s what I’m paying taxes for
Listen here, buddy, we can either suspend our beliefs the easy way or the hard way for the sake of this joke!
that and unlimited military action around the world
#JustLibertarianThings
wait til you hear about bank accounts
They make their money by investing mine. In return, they provide me a safe place for my cash and financial services. Fair deal. I’m OK with that.
Having said that, fuck banks for private individuals. Go credit union, all the way. And while we’re at it, call your bank and tell them you don’t want overdraft protection. They have to turn off the NSF fees, and that’s not my opinion and it’s not negotiable. It’s law in the US.
Just found out about credit unions. Banks, but non-profit. How did I not think of this earlier!?
My local uni has a credit union and no one uses anything else lol
And now you learn about housing co-ops: Renting, but non-profit!
Yes! And Community Land Trusts. I don’t know what this political position is called but I totally support it. Perhaps ‘Fairtrade Capitalism?’
Bruh, this is literally Market Socialism.
TIL I am a Market Socialist
Those pay dividend
Bank accounts, you mean the one place most people specifically do get interest, the opposite of what this post is pointing out?
Savings accounts get interest. Paychecks usually don’t get deposited in them and people don’t have enough left over to save much anyway.
It’s like 0.5% but my credit union has interest on checking lol
Yeah you could have made $1.35 in interest!
Same with everything we invest; RRSP, TFSA, even our own money from our accounts is used by them
So I’d make a few bucks in interest off it. I’d rather give it to them for a nice little payday around March and to not have the stress of trying to hit close to zero without owing.
Yep! You’re making pennies on bank interest. Dial in your W4 tight if you wish, but the feds aren’t getting much over on ya.
With my current bank, my return would have gotten me nearly $100 in interest over the last year.
Yup. Folks seems to be oblivious to the fact that increased interest rates mean savings accounts are pretty decent these days if you shop around. I’m getting 4.5% in a high interest savings account which would’ve unthinkable a few years ago.
As an accountant I’ve listened to several colleagues talk for hours about dialing in their W-2’s, some even under withholding and making quarterly payments to make up the difference. Calculating exactly what they are saving and investing that into a seperate account.
Probably spending more in fees than they’re saving. Let alone the time invested. I’m perfectly fine with the government slowly accumulating 1% of my income extra over the course of a year and sending it back later personally.
$1,000 is a nice little windfall to get back in February or March.
$1,000 is a lot of money to suddenly have to come up with before April 15.
Reminds me of one of the ‘warnings’ they gave us in basic training - tldr is that the folks in finance are just as dumb as the rest of us, and invariably there are a couple recruits in every batch that have their first paycheck MAJORLY fucked up.
Like, instead of the $400 we’re supposed to get, we’d get like $40,000 cuz of some fat-finger fuckup in Excel.
The warning was “DO NOT TOUCH a single cent of money you’re not supposed to have, cuz they WILL notice and you WILL have to pay it back!”
…which in my mind translated to: “If you win the finance fuckery lottery, all your loans just became 0% interest!!”
I was not one of the lucky ones. Q_Q
Don’t know how that works with the feds, but I worked IT for a private payroll firm. If we fucked up and put extra money in your account, that was your money. We had no means of taking it back. None.
Imagine the possible scams if it wasn’t that way!
Caveat: If the bank fucks up and deposits too much, while that’s on them, you don’t get to keep the funds.
I’ll note: American employees, while not having the protections we should have, probably get more than you think. If you start work for us and I send you a $3,500 MacBook, and you quit next week? LOL, keep it. HR can’t hold your last check or any other such thing.
Not much different than having it in a chequing account except that I’m less likely to spend it on something stupid.
1 year GIC rates are pretty good (4-5%) but considering that 50% of people under 55 can’t afford a $1000 surprise expense it’s not really a question of getting a handful of dollars from interest that the government could have given you to invest.
See facts like this make me wonder if a Norway style sovereign wealth fund could be developed to close the gaps in people’s quality of life and what they’ve put into working.
It’s not like the US is short on natural resource wealth to invest as the principle, and put together with a restructured tax regime it could significantly reduce the net burden for most americans, and especially the most misfortuned americans.
You could have just estimated your income taxes ahead of time and saved enough to pay it before the due date, but why risk jailtime when there is automatic tax withholding available to you?
It’s worse when you’re operating a business and you have to pay quarterly estimated taxes.
Eh, you generally don’t get jail time for late payment. Tax agencies are more interested in getting the money than putting people in jail and people don’t make money to pay off what they owe when they’re in jail.
You get charged interest for late payment, but it’s at a very reasonable rate. The government can borrow money at better interest rate than is available to most people after all.
The big no-no is lying on your tax forms. That’s something they might put you in jail for. But even then they’re likely to prefer fines over jail time. Because they want that money.
People that go to jail are either Al Capone who the government just wants to get for anything, or people that continuously try to defraud the government on their tax forms. Sometimes it’s people who straight up refuse to pay their taxes, but even then they’ll try to garnish their wages to get the money. But if that mechanism isn’t available, then that can result in jail time.
If the government is going to use that interest free loan to give people healthcare, then I’m fine with it.
I’m still waiting on my 2021, and 2022 refunds
What type of wages? W2? 1099? Or self employed? Or something the regular person or even upper middle class wouldn’t even know about :)
Both, opposite side man, I’m broke. They’re giving way more money than I put in
Me:
- Gets a bill for my tax return.
- Pays said bill.
- 3 months later; government refunds me the interest from that bill.
Am I winning?
