$1.2 million stolen from Russian plane that crashed in Afghanistan
The Taliban are searching for unknown assailants who stole a large amount of cash from a Falcon 10 plane.
The local Taliban military unit, which was among the first to arrive at the scene of the plane crash, is being investigated for involvement in the theft.
Why am I suspecting this to end up being something like:
The Taliban is searching for the $1.2 million.
After days of searching, they still have not located the $900,000, but expect to soon find and return the $500,000.
After a full investigation, the $100,000 has not been located, but we expect the $10,000 to turn up soon.
And they hold a final press conference where they return the lost $3.50 to some suspiciously large person in a trench coat.Do you want No Country For Old Men? Because this is how you get No Country For Old Men.
