• OpenStars@kbin.social
    141·
    9 months ago

    Getting eaten by sharks is natural, just go with it - there’s nothing that can be done!

    Also:

    It’s my right to get eaten by sharks, and God says that YOU need to get eaten by them too!! :-(

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
      91·
      9 months ago

      Those guys went in a private submarine and didn’t get eaten by sharks, so I’m going to go for a swim because I might be like them!

      • OpenStars@kbin.social
        4·
        9 months ago

        They also wore full shark-proof armor, plus had a private army protecting them, plus jumped in line ahead of everyone else to get the permissions to go out… and have health insurance, a private doctor standing by, a full extraction team, medicinal products pre-purchased and standing by, a second body to jump to if all else fails, and so on - but I’m sure that just me all by myself is going to be absolutely fine!:-P (I will put my faith in my trusty surfboard! in all my experience in non-shark-infested waters it has never let me down… so far!)

        Also:

        I think I’ll wrestle a bear today. With my shirt off.