• bighatchester@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I really only know the first gen and some of the second gen pokemon . I don’t recognize any of these pokemon where you a kid just last year ? Lol

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      1 year ago

      Gen 3 came out in 2003. That was 20 years ago. If you don’t at least recognize Groudon (one of gen 3’s box art legendary Pokémon, specifically the red one on the left) then that’s on you.

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        What are you talking about 2003 was like 10 years ago

        The early 90s were about 20 years ago, right?

        Yes I’m still youthful and no my hairline is not receeding SHUT UP

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      They all look like shit after Gen 3 or so. Like they’re from an entirely different franchise. Pokémon done gone goofy, my dude. I don’t like it. I see maybe one in the left frame that looks like it even would have fit in with the original aesthetic.

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    1 year ago

    I want to be the very best

    At smashing Pokemon

    I wanna touch a Charmander

    And fist a Bulbasaur

    Pokemon! Gotta fuck em all!

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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

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    I haven’t kept up with Pokemon since I was a kid, and even then didn’t know much, so I don’t know many of them nowadays… So for awhile I legit assumed Salazzle was a non-canon fan made Pokemon designed by r34 artists, based on only ever having seen it in random yiff posts and based on the description seeming way too obviously designed to attract that kind of attention to be a real one

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    I absolutely, wholly, 100% hate Salazzle. The rest don’t bother me, but that one vexes the depths my soul and invokes visceral animosity.