But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder
Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place
Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released
You can tell that this joke is old because they think that $1000 is be a lot. Nowadays, with how much inflation we’ve had, I would want at least $500
Taking the piss out of beans on toast has always been so weird to me because there’s nothing more pan-humanity that eating legumes on a starch
It might be bread and beans, rice and lentils, peanuts and potatoes, but sooner or later, everyone will come up with their own version of “Bean on toast”
Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this
Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones
Unfortunately, neither vanilla nor coffee beans are actual beans
Not just math but actual maths
That’s like math^2
This has to be the most creative “hidden Saddam” meme I’ve seen today
Come to think of it, why is stuff like nicotine gum only marketed to people who wanna quit smoking? Couldn’t non smokers also just use it for a mild high?
The aircraft carrier has clearly been placed on an aircraft carrier carrier
I hate it when the Bluetooth gets caught on the door handle and rips my blue tooth out
Unfortunately only in culinary terms, as neither vanilla nor coffee beans are true beans
Putin should’ve thought twice about invading Cloud City
Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few skulls
If the F35 is an analogy of a horse then you can call me Mr Hands
SMH my head, if not even Wild Wild West is historically accurate, then who can we even trust anymore?
I’ve recently had a similar discussion on why orange ice cream isn’t that popular, but exists in form of water ice
Our conclusion was that acidic flavors, like orange and apple just aren’t good combined with cream, instead being better served as a sorbet