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Nuclearpower is justboilingwater
See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
To say nothing of cockroaches…
Nuclearpower is just boiling water
20·5 days agoThe enshittification will continue until morale improves.
Asked Dumbledore calmly
10·8 days agoIt’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)
3·9 days agoThat too, but there was also a gag in an episode where they’re at a ski lodge where Fry says, “Thank god global warming never happened,” and Leela responds, “Actually it did, but thank god for nuclear winter.”
8·9 days agoSounds like it’s time for Vetinari to have a word with them.
I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)
It’s cool, he’ll replace it with his concepts of a plan.
And they won the Senate and are on track to win the house. The supreme Court is already in Trump’s pocket and even if he choked on a big Mac and keeled over tomorrow that still leaves Vance, who is just as insane as trump but knows how to make his shit palatable to anyone who hasn’t been paying attention, which as tonight proves is more than half the country. We are 1000% well and truly fucked.
Luck of the Fryish, I think, right after Fry declares his bad luck is over and then slips and falls into the sewer.
Nah, good guess but Bender flushes himself in that one and Leela and Fry go looking for him. I think this is Luck of the Fryish, when they went looking for Fry’s seven-leaf clover.
33·12 days agoThe unfortunate drawback of democracy: these people get the same vote the most well-informed altruistic voters do.
36·12 days ago*Claims to have killed, having been directly refuted by other members of the team
Tag yourself, I’m rip.