I want a tshirt and a set of coasters with this motif

Where does the poop go?

Can both mouths eat?

Is one a false head to confuse predators?

The upper head looks so done with this shit. That was not a naturally born centaur with a face-ass. That’s the horrible result of magic gone wrong.

How long has he been forced to play? How long must this go on? Why did the droopy one have to come to this show? They broke up, it just wasn’t working, why does she still show up every time?

I think that’s supposed to be the body of a stag, which makes it a cervitaur.