Trump, kindly go fuck yourself.

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      Same. This eyeballing of Canada has me a little stressed out that my life will go back to being absolute shit and I won’t have healthcare or be happy.

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      Well, consider what would happen to elections if we join the US. We’d certainly not join as one state and our parties won’t just fold and disappear. The US political bus will swerve hard left by US standards with someone like AOC getting elected prez.

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        Reminder that the Canadian populace is about 1/10 of America’s.

        If in some freak alternate timeline where we actually to get absolved into the States, we 100% lose all autonomy as Canadians and our political preference would be thrown to the wayside and completely outvoted.

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          Total population, sure, but it’s not like the states are divided by population. I’m not selling for a single state worth of representation. Electoral college is first past the post baby!

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    I prefer Elizabeth May’s invitation to California, Oregon and Washington.

    USA can stay red, impoverished and ignorant. The adults in the room can get on with Nation Building.

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      Maybe BC would go there to form Cascadia.

      ON and MB would join up with IL, MI, WL and MN.

      Maritime Provinces & NL would go with New England.

      Quebec would finally gain independence. And the territories would have to accept their new reality.

      AB can fuck off.

      I feel like I am forgetting one… whatever.

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    The irony that if the reverse happened so much would actually improve for the ex-Americans, Canada, and most of the World.

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    “What do they want from me? I’m good-natured. I’m good-hearted. I’m good-looking. Every day, I’m out there trying to make the world safe. For Germany America. I don’t want war. All I want is peace. Peace.

    [singing and dance number start]

    A little piece of Poland Canada, A little piece of France Greenland, A little piece of …”

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    In the past, Trump has accused Canada of accepting a $100-billion subsidy from the United States. It’s unclear exactly what he is referencing, but it may refer to the trade deficit between the two countries.

    But on Tuesday, that purported $100-billion subsidy rose to $200 billion. CTVNews.ca has reached out to Trump’s media office to clarify what the $200-billion figure represents.

    “I love the Canadian people, they’re great,” he said. “We’re spending hundreds of billions a year to take care of Canada. … We can’t do it forever.”

    It sounds like what is going on here is, Trump is doing the normal Trump thing of starting with a conservative narrative (austerity, cutting off moochers) and brazenly lying about the state of the world to fill in the blanks of that narrative, knowing his supporters are happy to live in a fictional world, knowing he can’t be called out on it in a way that will matter, knowing that it will get people to continue paying attention to him.

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      It’s fascinating rhetoric if he is talking about the trade deficit. It really speaks to his habitual refusal to pay for products and services rendered.

      He thinks paying for shit is for suckers.

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      The $200B, I assume, is a made up portion of US military budget “assigned for the protection of Canada”. Perhaps it is the value of Canadian auto/timber/dairy industry, not just exports, but I doubt it. It is a made up number nonetheless.

      In other thread, while there is unanimity against 51st state idea, there is desperation among Canadians/politicians on staying the US empire’s bitch. He’s made the exact same threats against Europe. NATO kicking out the US and also joining SCO is the right move to isolate the demonic evil US empire’s reign of terror on the world and “its allies”. Clinging to being US’s colony by desperately increasing the level of sycophancy to its wars, is path to worse domination/subservience. The “freedom and democracy” rhetoric for subservience must stop immediately, because democracy is a complete joke. Israel first rule in US, and US first rule in colonies, is not functional politics.

      Canada joining BRICS and SCO as a military alliance with protection from North Korea, Russia, China would eliminate the “US burden from protecting Canada”. Canada buying Michigan would protect auto industry. Offering Provincehood to any US states would allow those states to escape their crushing share of federal debt, and escape oppression that Trump wants to impose on them. World needs to move on from US empire, and shifting trade and military alliances would address Trump’s complaint about Canadian exports, or make them realize that Canada is far more useful as a bitch than independent.

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    If Canada were to be annexed into the United States, it would rank as the third most populous state, and the second largest in terms of GDP.

    As it is the second largest country in the world, it’s size would be unmatched by any U.S. state. In length and girth.

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    Trump must have visited bumfuck nowhere Alberta and extrapolated that to the rest of the country

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    Its almost as if nobody realised decades ago that putting all our eggs in one super nation state basket for world protection, a super nation that had been known to have Hollywood politics corrupt to its core, was a bad, bad idea…

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    Trump lied about anything and everything. It’s impossible to call him out on any of it because he is so good at creating these bullshit headlines. Inflation, Ukraine, healthcare, abortion, doesn’t matter, if he needed to say something in the campaign to win he said it.

    Now in a short time, we will know what he is actually up to, but for now, he generate so much bullshit that becomes a cls command. The media, headlines, social, all his bullshit. Everything he said before, cleared off the screen (front page).

    The man is an literal technocrat with extreme skill: Techno: skill Crat: power

    He has everyone wrapped around his finger. Well played Mofo.