I would love to see this reported on one of those local news channels with a policy of pretending that Santa is real.

Ain’t no way they found Santa in that. He’s busy taking back his elfs from Bezos.

Down in a ho ho hole.

“It was always my dream to meet Santa Claus, but not like this.”

he sees you when you’re sleeping

😶

he knows when you’re awake

😐

he knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

☹️

do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.