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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    I kill my dad to have this house. Even the Egyptian stuff I’d fuck with.

    Definitely not on a half acre lot though

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    That’s an incredible house. I wouldn’t have the heart to tear out the sarcophagus toilet, even if the place didn’t probably cost more money than I’ll ever have in my lifetime.

    Strong vibes that a retired couple currently live there and a property developer will partition it into ten apartments.

  • nadiaraven@lemmy.world
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    This is like the house of my dreams. Not my daydreams, my actual sleeping dreams, where each room is super weird and I can never find my way back to the one room I need to be in.

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    6 hours ago

    I have a couple questions:

    1. Have you ever sacrificed any humans on that altar?
    2. How many humans have been sacrificed on they altar?
  • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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    …i think we explored this place in our call of cthulhu campaign; poor henry was reduced to black ooze…

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    10 hours ago

    Craziest part- then it opens and you see what’s inside.

    Jokes aside, I could live here

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Honestly, I just want to go through all these sites and red-pen the basic English errors. We’re supposed to be better than this.

    Also, the house is BONKERS-gorgeous. I can dig the quasi-finished basement and the uncovered window near the bath - that’d be fixed soon! - but the painted-wood floors really take me back to my youth (although they were painted for us because we had no money to put proper flooring down). I love the exposed hot-water heating, as our unfinished basement had that along the roof neat the support structure, too. For me, this is all retro-based joy.

    But that room; what do you do? Paint would desecrate it, but leaving its eyesore self is also sacrilege. One can only either sell the entire house on as this owner has done, or perhaps find a way to remove the roof and wall panels and rebuild them in some rich wank’s monkey-house somewhere else. Rich bastard’s not taking the floors but he can have the custom finishes too.

    All this for c$8k/mo . That’s double my rent, and we’re really proud of our new apartment, in a big building with AC standard, atop a huge secure garage and in the middle of a relaxing 15-min mini-city design just steps from the metro. I can’t be lured away for double, brick walls and painted mohogany be damned.

    • Squibbles@lemmy.ca
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      I think the solution is to board up the room and leave it for future generations to rediscover and be horrified and mystified on turns

  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Egyptian room is certainly a choice, but the rest I’m not mad about? The exposed walls look legit and give the house some character, and the spaces that are renovated are tasteful.

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    13 hours ago

    Considering that it looks to be a very old house, that room may have been decorated in the 1920s, when Ancient Egypt was all the rage. I don’t see a problem here.