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9.3 bits / 1:628.3
(ipadOS / safari)

…how do they quantify 3/10 of a bit?..

…it’s clearly a recently-filmed parody…

…or shadow of the demon lord…

…i thought little people lived in my parents’ radio and television who put on shows for us…

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…what about a battleship with turret-catapult A10 float planes?..

…that happened once!..

…if you don’t want to be called a facist, maybe stop being such a f*cking fascist, fascist…

…know what they called people who supported the nazi party despite disagreeing with some of its policies?..nazis…

…please keep to the right except to pass…

…i ate a fifteen-year-old bag of craisins sunday night; they were good!..

(my bowels disagreed monday morning, though)

…i remember pretenders; less articulation than even action masters…

…one could fairly argue that they originally jumped the shark when hasbro took design in-house but at least headmasters transformed…

…wendy’s has frosties; whataburger has dr. pepper shakes…

…now that looks like a fine place to celebrate my hundred-and-eleventh birthday…

…they can’t just casually mention the alan-lee-designed elven throne set at its head and not show it!..

…excuse me sir, do you know where they store the ragu?..

…green was so much easier on the eyes; i miss it…

DATUM RECEIVED. CONCLUSION: MUST DESTROY ABOMINUS AT ONCE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGczXkknl80

…only if you’re an elf or have access to diamond dust worth at least one hundred gold pieces…

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