Slaps side of jet nozzle

“This bad boy can fit so many degrees of skin burn, like at least 3”

Uwubuntu

The name. Sounds dumb.

When search engines stop being shit, I will.

He can deadlift without bending down

Just your standard mutie, got it

Never skip abdomen day

Especially if you stuff pennies down the barrel

Machine should have a “blow” vent above a “suck” vent with a drip tray that drains away. Any air that passes in close contact with the heating element would be sterilized.

You must become the bacon you wish to see in the world

I’m pretty sure I haven’t updated my Audacity version since 2012 😅 but I’ll remember this thank you

Anxiety, and some cupcakes

Greenshot

Irfanview

Audacity

OBS

Lab Chirp: simple but powerful sound effects generator

Stickies (zhorn software): Networkable sticky notes

Agent Ransack: File content search

I know an arborist (he cuts down trees) and as a joke, each year I get him a charity donation certificate for trees planted in his name.

Kinky

Chatting on Skype with a Chinese developer, he said “I need to take Friday off for family matters” and I said “no worries”

He apologized profusely, and eventually I realised that to him, “no worries” meant something like “No! I am very concerned!”

I’ve since taught them some more Australianisms.

I’m a little robo-curious

Step 2: Patient is now the president

That’s an understandable take, I hope that when he drags himself out of the ashes of his failed company, dusts himself off, and starts a new company when his bankruptcy ban expires, it’s a scooch more ethical to start with.

It looks like suicide to me. His actions resulted in his own death.