• The25002@lemmings.world
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    4 months ago

    Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

    I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

    I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

    If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.