Honestly I feel this way about a lot of the look at the hot chick subs.

Eh, truth be told I just walked out. But once in awhile in the shower I look back and think “damn, that’s what I should have said.”

I trolled the Church of Scientology once. I went in pretending I was curious about this free personality test, to which I gave the most disparate answers I could think of. While taking the test they had this obvious plant walk out praising how helpful and great Scientology was for them. They had me sit down and watch this weird ass alternative psychology video while waiting for the results. The Scientologist came out looking visibly terrified but whatever, he took me into his office to give me his pitch. I feigned ignorance for a while and went to leave. He started getting desperate trying to get me to join until finally I said “Bro. I know about Xenu.”

If the alternative is scurvy I’d rather just be a dude with a dick that likes vag that’s emasculate.

It is important to keep stressing the “weirdo” line. It’s super effective.

Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.

Ugh, yeah. Monster Truck (my cat) is all white and I typically wear all black, and he is a cuddly motherfucker.

Hey man, the rapture did happen. It’s just nobody made the cut.

If you can believe that.

Look, I’m not saying Satan is the greatest guy, but it makes sense he would have gotten a pretty raw deal reputation wise after losing the war in heaven.

Yeah it’s a point they’re allowed to make now, don’t know how well it’s really going to stick though. However so far the best republicans have against Kamala is that she… Laughs? That’s a good sign. Like a lot of the stuff people like me on the left have against Kamala is stuff republicans wouldn’t want to at her for.

IDK man is this one of those things where as an American I grew up with like super processed chocolate and regular chocolate would just taste strange to me?

Lanky Kong listens to DK rap for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs&t=145s

The Decorated Letter. They were the “gotta love me!” before Dinosaurs. I mean… Before the show, not the creatures.

Hold on now. Cat’s playing 4D chesssssss.

Cat was also a snake in a past life.

I’m frustrated by how the cheese looks like foam.

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.

Welcome to Heaven! Here’s your harp!

Welcome to Hell. Here’s your accordion.