This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I’m in trouble
I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
No clue what it’ll be but it’ll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
Lord help me
Ded.
I’ll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
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We can travel together.
I’m too cool to die >:3
How does that work if your name isn’t a verb or noun?
It doesn’t
It means it’s useless in such a situation.
I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
Oh. I think I’ll be just fine.
Oh hai mark
Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin’s Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly… Think I’m in good shape, if very lonely
You tell me…
A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That’s how you die.