I’d be available for a cute girl. Most girls are cute
Available for what? :3
long, hard and deep conversations about Hegelian epistemology
It works for Slavoj Žižek
No clue what that is but I’m sure such a long, hard and deep conversation would make me interested in more :3
Sadly, no
The position is open, for anyone who’s interested
Open? I thought the position was bottom, how much is the pay tho? X3
The pay is cuddles
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When can I expect your arrival?
(Delays will be punished)If I get cuddles I’ll be there in about 2.57 nanoseconds, more or less :3
What kind of sole-less monster would do this
Toph
Braver soles than I.
Humans are trash and leave sharp shit everywhere in walking paths.
braver soles
👏
Not just that, if this is in a city all that black stuff is concentrated soot from cars. Having that on your skin all day just increases your chance to get cancer or some other disease.
Soot and microplastics from the tires. People say they feel safer in cities, but I sure don’t.
I’ve never heard anyone say that. There’s far more crime in cities, and pollution, and more traffic accidents due to more traffic, why would anyone feel safer in a city?
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Masochist compliance
Dark Soles III
why yes, I do enjoy being bottomless around the house