• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Bah! Wizards! With their eyes weak from reading faded scrolls by candlelight, caring for their precious book so they can even hope to cast a spell, minds rotten by words learned and forgotten only to be learned once more.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to try to open a door without setting the building on fire again.

    -A Wild Sorcerer