Michigan will go to war before it becomes “upper ohio 🤮”
I completely understand and empathize with your concern. I would be willing to suggest to the committee that decides such things to allow you to freely choose whether you join Lower Ohio or Soon-to-be Ohio instead, or you could just become a part of Ohio proper, as you’re basically already our little sibling. <3
My proposal: https://files.catbox.moe/bl74z7.png
So, the io is probably for input/output, but what does the oh stand for?
That’s a common misconception. Io is actually a moon orbiting Jupiter, and OH actually stands for “Oh no! Has OHIO already expanded past the asteroid belt?!?”
Since there is a large population of Japanese Americans and immigrants in Hawaii, I petition that we rename that state to Ohio Gozaimas.
I was seriously hoping to see a “New Ohio”
Fallout: New Ohio
They tried making that, but it turns out that the post-apocalyptic wasteland version of Ohio is indistinguishable from regular Ohio.
Not even Ohio wants anything to do with Florida.
I still confuse Ohio, Idaho and Iowa.
Fortunately, this hostile takeover has made that a problem of the past! Welcome to Ohio!
On a more serious note, Idaho has the best potatoes in the world, Iowa has the best corn in the world, and there’s also Ohio!
florida.
Don’t let Alice see this
the world according to will schuester
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