Sea snakes are venomous, Poison Dart frogs are poisonous and Puffer fish are poisonous (afaik). Trump is just full of shit
Trump is just full of shit
Maybe I should have put this in Lemmy Shitpost.
LOL
Sorry wasn’t trying to sound like a dick. I mostly just don’t want to work
It’s all good, just playing along.
I mostly just don’t want to work.
Trump is just full of shit
To much shit can be a problem for sure. For instance, bowels perforating, fistulas forming, infection sets in quickly at that point, and then it’s septic shock as a result.
It’s a modern miracle that the Orange Man has succumbed yet. He very well could get beatified the Saint of Colons directly upon his death.
This meme doesn’t apply in Australia. They’re the most venomous things in the world and they’re all masterful at camouflage.
Oh, except Pauline Hanson who is also bright orange.
Death held out a hand. I WANT, he said, A BOOK ABOUT THE DANGEROUS CREATURES OF FOURECKS-
Albert looked up and dived for cover, receiving only mild bruising because he had the foresight to curl into a ball.
After a while Death, his voice a little muffled, said: ALBERT, I WOULD BE SO GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
Albert scrambled up and pulled at some of the huge volumes, finally dislodging enough of them for his master to clamber free.
HMM… Death picked up a book at random and read the cover. “DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA,” he read. His gaze moved down the spine. VOLUME 29C, he added. OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
He glanced up at the listening shelves. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
They waited.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT-
“No, wait master. Here it comes.”
Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up an caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
“‘Some of the sheep,’” Albert read aloud. “Oh, well. Maybe a week at the seaside’d be better, then.”
Gotta love Terry Pratchett 💥❤️
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making fun of Trump for being orange never gets old!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Well if it wasn’t that it’d be his translucent paper skin. And if it wasn’t that we could always make fun of his bullshit ideals, or maybe the way he sexualizes his daughter, really the list is endless.
i cant believe ur verified on here
This is a great subversion of the original, where the last panel is a woman with colored hair. I’ll never understand the right’s obsession with “blue haired girls”. Or maybe I do but the reasons are just so pathetic I don’t want to believe it.
This is the same shitty 2010 cringe meme as
Meanwhile fire salamanders
I’ll just leave this here
The moral is, don’t eat American politicians.
That seems like solid advice.
