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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·10 months ago Travel to Russia Join army Defect and get paid Purchase new identity Repeat from 1
minus-squarePrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months ago DNA and fingerprints for biometric records I would be willing to bet the budget of the program that the number of people willing to go through that would not even be a rounding error.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoOk, so get chemo, a bone marrow transplant and burn off my fingerprints while in Russia. No downsides!
minus-squareRoflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 months agoI was already out at Step 1 but you do you.
minus-squareloutr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoYou forgot step 2b: survive brutal hazing without getting killed, mutilated or crazy.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoSo you do realize that just after step 2, you get sent to the front line and then get blown up? I can’t see this being a viable long-term strategy.
minus-squareberg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months ago Travel to Russia. Join army. Sent to frontlines. Die from stray.
Travel to Russia
Join army
Defect and get paid
Purchase new identity
Repeat from 1
Ok, so get chemo, a bone marrow transplant and burn off my fingerprints while in Russia. No downsides!
I was already out at Step 1 but you do you.
You forgot step 2b: survive brutal hazing without getting killed, mutilated or crazy.
So you do realize that just after step 2, you get sent to the front line and then get blown up?
I can’t see this being a viable long-term strategy.
Travel to Russia.
Join army.
Sent to frontlines.
Die from stray.