Real BMPs have curves honey, don’t believe the skinny bitches you see in those magazines

We’re doing ERA skirts right? PLEASE tell me we’re doing ERA skirts

Love it. Here’s $5 billion dollars and a years supply of cocaine. I need these operational stat! Question, will more cocaine speed up or slow down the production? Fuck it, here’s more cocaine.

Lungplugs

Life pro tip: Don’t touch the boats

its photoed shop theres no cuntry callt Erbia you fucking idiut

Red wunz go fasta
Blues iz lucky
Yellow for da booms
Black iz tuff
Greenz da best!!1!
Whites fer da skully bitz
Ya eva seen a purple Ork? Dats cuz purple iz sneaky!

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It’s beautiful 😍

Leaked image of USS Carney intercepting Houthi drones

This is hilarious. Maduro would be proud

It’s a Fella https://wikipedia.org/wiki/NAFO_(group)

Oh shit, it’s the Purr-nisher!

+1 Food (Kim’s personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you’ve fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)

This is precisely why we’ve kept Floridaman around for so long. He’s our last line of defense. When they finally come for us, we’re letting that motherfucker loose. May God have mercy on us all

Context: Brazil orders troops to the border amid Venezuela’s plans to annex their neighbor. Brazilian army truck explodes on way to border. https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/caminhao-do-exercito-explode-apos-acidente-na-fronteira-com-a-guiana/

Lo encontré = Found him

It’s the Saddam meme because of all their similarities

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don’t have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch… and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

Heresy!