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Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight.
hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak
I would honestly bet on the ancient flying wizard.
When the missile is about to strike Santa’s sleigh he opens his bag of tricks and inside it goes into an extra dimensional space. Then later he gives a nice missile, refueled and deactivated with a bow on it, to a Ukrainian artillerist who’s been good this year.
I picture battle hardened soldier sleeping, sitting down, with arms around ballistic guides surface to air missile the way a child might hug a stuffed animal.
And whoever fired the missile gets radioactive coal ash dumped all over them.
Fat man’s not just hypersonic, he’s superluminal.
You do not want the elves to find the location of your instalation
You have one shot before asking for mercy
Don’t worry, Santa has countermeasures.
i don’t think a sleigh and some reindeer gives off enough heat or bounces enough radar for anything to lock onto it.
We’ve been trying to get him for over half a century
I love when weapons are called Patriot.
Especially when their job is to rush at the enemy and explode themselves.
