Oooh lol I thought it was an abbreviation I didn’t know. I just knocked on my head and said, “hello? Is this thing on?” in a comical way so I should be fine now.

What’s SLAMS?

Age of accounts and utilization are huge factors, so if you’ve opened and closed a lot of accounts, and if you’re over 10% utilization then your score will come down. Leave accounts open even if you don’t use them. The age will help.

740 is great, don’t let those fuckers get you down.

NEED TO SEE MORE

I laughed at that part. I wonder if they meant for it to be funny.

My first thought

Chemicals are weird. Thanks a lot, brain.

Why don’t energy drinks work for us???

Haha, sorry I made you go down that rabbit hole. Well done on the research!

EDIT: the shot I took was more or less from the perspective of the original, but looking to the left/west

EDIT 2: you’re right that it was a compusa, I used to buy blank CDs from there to burn mp3s! God I’m old.

I never thought I’d get to say this but…

THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS.

That’s the Costco parking lot in Goleta isn’t it?

Could you elaborate? I like to shut chuds up too but I no has smart.

At least five years ago. Probably more like 18 or 20.

I volunteer to help out in any way that I can

Let’s start hunting landlords, and when they’re gone we move on to the CEOs

Organic nature pegs

I love you Mercy. You were the best girl and you made a lot of people happy. Thank you for being a bright light in this world.

I can barely see the screen with the tears in my eyes so forgive any typos

They’re TRANSporters!!

Trans-porters (dematerialize and rematerialize) matter!

I wonder who has deeper pockets, and can therefore press on in court, Disney or Ronda?