“Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.”

“Moon Moon smell bacon!”

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“Tim Cook hears you, Tim Cook don’t care.”

“You have my drone.”

“AND MY AXE!!”

Conclusion: Kim Kardashian is the primary source of the Ebola Virus in America.

“TEEN GIRL SQUAD!”

Lemmy needs a battlewagons community.

Just like In-N-Out, there’s a secret menu.

Barber: “What’ll it be?”

Me: “Give me a double-double!”

audible gasps

“Neverending Story? No, the story definitely came to an end.”

Itty bitty war elephant.

Lazy-ass mammals.

Now you’re the art for a true crime podcast.

Happy intrusive thoughts.

Lol that movie is not legal advice.

Not what I meant.

You were going on about carefully convincing other people to vote not guilty and all I could think about was the process of persuasion that slowly flipped the jury in that movie.

Everyone needed something different for them to consider, then actually believe, that the defendant might be innocent.

Everyone reading this, watch the movie 12 Angry Men and take copious notes.

Meanwhile, at the suspect’s hideout:

Unless you’re that store’s manager, you should be more upset that people who are hungry aren’t being fed to the point they resort to theft.

Actually, you should be more upset by that either way. I understand not wanting to support theft of food just to eat but something is wrong when you condemn it.

Maybe so. But if there’s any possibility it’s a genuine need, don’t ruin a baby’s chance to get fed.

If you see anyone of any age stealing food, no you didn’t.