As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.

If he fulfills enough prescriptions, he gets a scepter.

If you’re going to take an opiate, take kratom instead. At least that way you won’t feel like you’re fucking dying when the withdrawal hits.