Jesus, they all look so terrified

Ah, the gentle train, truly one of earth’s most fascinating creatures

E N H A N C E

Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

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Levi, get down jairs this minute, juppers ready!!!

If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close

That soundtrack was unreal. One of my first CD purchases as a little dude – got it in the Columbia House 0.99 “deal” lol.

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“Jamie/Rosemary and ‘Lance’ got heavy especially during the last several months”

the shade

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

After a few seconds it looks like Patrick is moving independently from the background border. Basically he just turns his head towards you and opens his mouth like he’s screaming. A jpeg obviously doesn’t make any sound, lol, but it’s drawn in such a way that we all know what must be done

Fucking magnets

This is a sex thing, right? It’s always a sex thing

Good luck, Casey

 I’m aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.

Ah, cantaloupe – the “packing peanuts” of any fruit salad

Spent my whole life in VA – can confirm this is us

This is obviously a misprint

no way you’re gettin a kidwich for $6