3 hours later and only my upvote? For shame, Lemmy. Do your homework; listen to NOFX preach. ✊🏼

How apropos that steampunk is what you get when you slap half-cocked period fashion on highschool theater tier drama and handwave science (ie. physics, economics, politics, ecology, etc.) to cobble together tired tropes for semi-literate self-styled “outcasts”… Basically Twilight for LARPers. 🤷🏼‍♂️

edit: I see steampunk cringe doesn’t hinder the ability to silently downvote. Cute.

Wait. You do sub-20 dmg at Tier III? Your DM is letting you bowl with bumpers on.

Why “gently”, though?

If your DM is throwing casters at you that would fail a DC10 Concentration check, you’ve gotta be sub-2nd level. 😅

But… How much could that wood pecker peck?

I’d love to, honestly, but Imgur keeps throwing the “over capacity” error. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I gave MJ the following: “the most super-future painting in the style of Van Gogh, world record highest price at auction, ultra accurate theme, perfect style likeness, --v 5.2 --ar 16:9” and… I don’t want to choose. I mean, look at that life-goal level of No Fucks Given. 🤌🏼 Please, consider this a quadriptych of his moods.

You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person’s overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger’s tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.

I can’t keep a beat with my pecs, but I’ve got a good drum & bugle thing going, given some heads up. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Got that goin’ for me.

No judgement, here. In my experience, the latter has led to the widespread use of patchouli by those who believe in salting their pits, and that’s not much of a vote of confidence in its efficacy.

It has no nasty little pocketses to hide its thievery!

Here ya go

I wonder what that would look like if the roles were reversed: ie. the posted job description didn’t match the internal listing, and only after doing some amateur sleuthing did one find that the same corp has been playing a shell game with major contracts, covering up their overseas labor, and they’ve got sympathetic chairs on each “oversight” org in their sector.

That’d just be another day like any other, though. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Are you Kirk or Spock?

Depending on your locale, you might find a Discord LFG server for your area. 🤘🏼

To be fair, I’d be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗

edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.

“‘Reinventing the wheel’ long after the fall of humankind in the 33rd century”

“Taylor Swift if she were the world’s most famous singer in the 13th century”

If your shoebox is nearby, I’d assume so.