• Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.

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        11 months ago

        The way they put the string on top of their head means they’re a bad person because it’s different from how the commenter puts their head string, obviously.

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      11 months ago

      If they sport a woman bun, wouldn’t that be an even greater problem supposing a straight monogamoship? 😂

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      11 months ago

      To be fair, I’d be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗

      edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.

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            11 months ago

            Interesting. Based on the definition “conditions and practices that help to maintain health and prevent the spread of diseases”, I’m guessing that you’re implying a beard categorized as unkempt can lead to disease.

            Just because I’m trying to understand, is the issue hair’s length? If so, shampoo and conditioner can be used in larger amounts. The shampoo would pick up the dead skin cells, remove excess grease, and pick up all kinds of germs. The conditioner would reapply grease so that the hair is healthy and strong.

            Is the issue the fact that this hair is so close to the mouth that, when eating, it could have sauces or stuff like that falling onto it? If so, shampoo or regular soap can clean it all up for it to be hygienic again.

            Am I missing something?

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              11 months ago

              You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person’s overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger’s tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.