Noice! I wonder if Trump is going to give Putin money to replace them?

I’m already doing all of these things. I really only buy groceries, and those are all Canadian.

Guys, we can’t be wearing red, it’s too easy to spot.

I fucking hope so. I cannot wait to watch this burn down around them.

I’m still trying to download that pizza.

I think someone missed the fact that nobody shot at Biden. That’s a win, regardless of how many stairs he trips on.

This nearly made be burst out laughing. I needed that.

Please, let the door hit you on the way out.

Agreements of any kind are pointless when one party will simply ignore them. It would be like signing an agreement with a rabid dog, and then getting pissed off when it bites you. Telling him “You didn’t abide by the terms!” isn’t going to make the slightest difference.

They’re actively talking about annexing us. This would be like Poland investing in Panzers in 1938.

I think a funding hike is a little tone-deaf, considering many of us are at risk of losing our jobs at the moment.

Technically, yes.

In my mind, whether or not this person deserves it depends on when they bought the truck. If they ordered it long before Elmo began showing us how insane he really was, then they’re just a bit of a douche. If they bought it since the salute, they deserve more than a sticker.