• renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net
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    2 days ago

    People will really blame a vague “liberal agenda” for anything , huh?

    “My business model no longer makes sense in the current market? Nah, it must be wokeness.”

  • schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business
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    3 days ago

    Why is every CEO’s brain turning to sludge all of a sudden? I mean I get sucking on the toadstool of the king to ensure you get your share of the public coffers as they’re looted, but uh, this dude sells plastic toys and video games t-shirts for twice the price of everyone else.

    And he wants to sell parts of his company which are in countries that aren’t absolute shitholes, and his sales pitch is that you get… free woke?

    • concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      I think many CEOs are the peaked-in-high-school types but the business environment has kept them in check, until now. Now with MAGA unleashed, they feel free to show off their idiocy.

    • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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      Their brains were already this sort of sludge. They never gave a bloody fuck about people, their shtick was always profits. But they were willing to pink-wash, black-wash, rainbow-wash their junk, as it was good advertisement.

      Now that they feel like they have the back of some banana republic maize republic they’re going all out.

  • Viri4thus@feddit.org
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    3 days ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    *Cohen is a cunt

    'nah, u just jealous of our stonks gains

    *Nah m8, the dude is a legit cunt

    'fuck you poor

    These past months have been a non stop of schadenfreude as every single CEO goes mask off

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    Strangest way I’ve ever heard of saying “Our Business Model Is Ass And Nobody Likes Us Anymore Because Of It!”

    In all seriousness, people like them are about as bright as a broken bulb in a deep cave.

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    3 days ago

    Ryan Cohen is a chud???
    Nooo wayy broooo who could have seen this coming???

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    3 days ago

    Another CEO joins the line to kiss Trump’s ring

    He diluted the shareholder last spring, should have know that he ain’t friend of retail invetor right then and there.

  • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Haven’t stepped foot in one of these stores since I realized I was being scammed with console purchases constantly.