Toothless & Ruthless

This isn’t new!

that dog is fat as fuck

Also low-flying aircraft.

The other end of the spectrum would be block lettering like old architectural documents usually had.

it needs googly eyes

that’s a solid lion tamer

what a bunch of cunts

vehicle damage also on point

Racing stripes on a truck…hmmm.

It’s not unpopular, it’s just kinda dumb .

Now that’s what I call aeration.

No shit sherlock

*Illegal in places that have adopted international building/residential code.

Brotato kicks ass

no

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Endymion by Dan Simmons. Part of the Hyperion Cantos.

Statute of limitations much?

Everytime you eat a steak, a hippie’s hacky sack falls in the gutter.

-Patton Oswalt