Instant coffee for Vampires

Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

“Imagine”

Not really, that stuff tastes like shit

… I don’t see an elephant. Oh hey, by the way, can some one help me with this captcha?

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.

Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles

I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.

source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer

But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.

Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”

Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything

Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)

That’s gotta chap his orange ass

https://youtu.be/-sOSr7n_8YU?si=FUWflWdjkXGddcch

Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it

Shit, we own the private sector. Or they own us, I can never remember

Man, I hated the part where you have to walk around balancing a book on your head

There is no damn way Trump doesn’t have blackmail on all these people

No! I am the leaker!