Putin: Dear ayatollah, could you pwease distract everyone from Ukraine while we launch a major offensive against Adiivka? We may help you with some spwecial pwojects
Ayatollah: Hamas, got anything planned yet? Would be a lot cooler if you did launch something stupid against Israel, we’ll give you money, guns and a pwomise that we’ll undermine the Palestinian Authority further
Too true, coincidentally in October 6th I passed one of my university’s exams.
Obviously Putin was involved in this, I also saw a video of Hamas specifically congratulating me on passing my exam. It’s probably because I’m so instrumental to the role of bringing the western hemisphere to collapse.
Realistically it would be
Putin: Dear ayatollah, could you pwease distract everyone from Ukraine while we launch a major offensive against Adiivka? We may help you with some spwecial pwojects
Ayatollah: Hamas, got anything planned yet? Would be a lot cooler if you did launch something stupid against Israel, we’ll give you money, guns and a pwomise that we’ll undermine the Palestinian Authority further
Too true, coincidentally in October 6th I passed one of my university’s exams.
Obviously Putin was involved in this, I also saw a video of Hamas specifically congratulating me on passing my exam. It’s probably because I’m so instrumental to the role of bringing the western hemisphere to collapse.
is your source for this call of duty or something?